Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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