Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
and she was petting her beer can
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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