And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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