i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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