rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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