We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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