Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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