just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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