fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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