I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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