You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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