I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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