Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
