so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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