they need to just BURY HIM!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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