Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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