Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
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