Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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