I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
