I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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