There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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