I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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