You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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