Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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