But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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