she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
He felt like a one man threesome
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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