She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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