i'm signing you up for texting rehab
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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