sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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