brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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