R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
