your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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