its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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