i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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