nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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