you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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