I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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