You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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