thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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