Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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