No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
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