Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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