I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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