Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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