He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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