another moral hangover. fuck.
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Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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