Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Randomize
