Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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