My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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