go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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